January 25, 2011
I call ‘em Liquid Pussyfarts. 

I call ‘em Liquid Pussyfarts.
 

January 19, 2011
Mr Lucas, i found your Death Star…

Mr Lucas, i found your Death Star…

January 17, 2011
Thanks for watching. Next time you see me, I’ll be in your purse

Thanks for watching. Next time you see me, I’ll be in your purse

January 16, 2011
Life is good if you don’t participate.

Life is good if you don’t participate.

January 3, 2011
“And tonight I’m gonna meet her sister who wears a hammock for a bikini top.”

And tonight I’m gonna meet her sister who wears a hammock for a bikini top.”

December 31, 2010

Here is my New Year’s resolution for 2011… 

Melvin

December 29, 2010
December 28, 2010
We’re big in Liechtenstein! 

We’re big in Liechtenstein! 

December 22, 2010
December 20, 2010